I wish I could retract my arms into my body.

versaceslut:

when the pizza guy delivers in under 30 minutes

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spock-is-amused:

narutosexmagic666:

this is probably the only sex gif i will ever reblog, because for some reason i feel like it’s more than just sex. i don’t know if it’s how they’re actually looking at one another or the way they can’t get close enough. he’s actually looking at her like a person and not just a sex object.
but then again, it could be all in my head. i mean, this is how i would want it to be. but that’s just me.

This is a different gif every time I see it and I fucking love it

spock-is-amused:

narutosexmagic666:

this is probably the only sex gif i will ever reblog, because for some reason i feel like it’s more than just sex. i don’t know if it’s how they’re actually looking at one another or the way they can’t get close enough. he’s actually looking at her like a person and not just a sex object.

but then again, it could be all in my head. i mean, this is how i would want it to be. but that’s just me.

This is a different gif every time I see it and I fucking love it

(via ekbabe)

nicevagina:

if a girl is mean to you just tell her she has bad eyebrows 

I’m seriously just waiting for the opportunity to do this.

(via ekbabe)

I gained a follower today which is surprising considering the posts I’ve put out recently.

Who’s Shawna Paul?

rafibomb:

matafari:

fancycannibal:

douchebag character, awesome actor: a continuing series

Pornstache’s vinegar strokes

You’d think attractive women wouldn’t take so long taking a stupid selfie. They’d just take one, be like yup fuckin hot, and move on. This chick’s taken like 30 pictures of herself next to a hedge holding a bottle of water next to her face. You’d think she would’ve got it. She waiting for the day to progress so the lighting gets better? She also keeps leaving the spot for a minute and returning to try another 20 times. The older lady she’s with is extremely patient so big ups to her.

thereasonforthewordbitch:

pinkcookiedimples:

Emmanuel Hudson distributing life

Lmfaooo

(via microwavable-irony)

What’s that thing that Joseph Gordon Levitt does where he talks out of the side of his mouth? Is he ok? Should I be worried?

zooeyclairedeschanel:

i have no interest in small talk tell me about ur childhood and what ur parents are like and how many siblings u have and if u are afraid of death or if u believe in an afterlife and what ur favorite movie is and if u like romantic comedies or horror movies or action movies and what kind of music u like and why and tell me the bands or artists u loved in middle school but are too ashamed to admit to anyone else

Do people actually respond to this? I always assume someone would get creeped out and confused if I ever tried asking them something deep.

(via ekbabe)

No one wants to invest in my company :( I’ve been good you guys. I haven’t mentioned lorde in a few days right? I just wanna get FDSLI up and running. Why does no one believe in my dream to produce apparel informing people who the girl in Lady and the Tramp is?!

Enough beating behind the bush. I need investors for Freakin Duh She’s Lady Industries. Who’s in?