I honestly don’t know why you’re not supposed to wear white after Labor Day but I refuse to look it up.
I’m the only one in my house that closes the door to go to the bathroom.
You, Me, and Jermaine Dupri
My vows will be
“Like Kashagoogoo Crunch, there will be people who don’t understand you, people who judge you, people who reject you. But like Kashagoogoo Crunch, I will never give up on you.”
I don’t see why people aren’t just straight up themselves when they meet someone. If they’re wacky or something, they try to dial it back and then slowly crank it when they are closer to the person. I feel like they’re either going to accept it or not. Why waste your time not being you just because you worry they won’t understand or accept the real you. There are plenty of people to be friends with or date. You’re seriously gonna waste time trying to impress someone that might inevitably reject you instead of just being upfront. They don’t get it, move on. They do, you’ve got someone special.
Quit wasting your own time dummies.
I guess that would need set up…
Like do you think Josh Groban has a big flaccid penis?
Well there’s a reason he’s called Josh GRO(wer)ban and not Josh SHO(wer)ban…
Or we can all just move on.
He’s Josh Groban
Not Josh Shoban
Penguins are lucky. Getting to huddle in a big group to share warmth so they don’t freeze to death like a bitch.
Do you ever just wish you could unmeet someone? like maybe they were great up first, or even for awhile. But then they cause you so much pain and sadness that it wasn’t even worth the good times. So now they’re just stuck in your life, in your fuckin thoughts. You want them out but nope, forever they’ll be part of you.
were great up first