Because it sounds like cell phone…
I feel like you guys ignore me so I’ll try harder. I’m just gonna assume that’s it.

I thought it was called a selfie because you use your self-ohn to take it.

I have no gag reflex, ladies.

Notice I didn’t mention Lorde. She wouldn’t dare fuck with me now. Bitch I’m fuckin famous.

I don’t think you guys are getting the level of fame I’ve just achieved! I’ve fucking done it! I’m there! You are all now very very much lesser than me! I’d say get on my level but it is literally impossible at this point! Fuck yourselves! Bitches! I’m the king of the castle! I have a chair! Look at me and my life and then at your pitiful excuse for an existence and then end it! My eminent reign of the fame domain starts now! I could say the n word if I wanted and nothing would happen to me! That’s right! Step! Off! Bitches! Message me pics of your wet vaginas ladies! I’m hungry! Hungry for some sweet puss! Stick a finger in that bad boy and swirl it around! You will literally feel what it is like having sex with me! Which is something you will never be able to do because I don’t fuck cheap tricks! You could say I only fuck with women that could/should/would be rated 10 if they were being scored on a scale of 1 to 10 based on looks alone because I only fuck with dimes! Reminder about those vagina pics ladies! Get them to me! #stillhungry!

The one thing guaranteed to make me laugh is if someone laughs at something I say because if it’s funny enough for someone else you can be damn sure it’s funny to me too and I’ll be joining in on the chuckles.

(maybe I can use this rafi bomb post fame to get some attention for kashagoogoo crunch (or at least some good run-off pussy))

A parody of The Runaways’ “Cherry Bomb” called “Rafi Bomb”

Please and thank you

mcsteez:

kanyewesthq:

ONE GOOD GIRL IS WORTH A THOUSAND BITCHES

word 2 this.

Inflation is a serious thing

mcsteez:

kanyewesthq:

ONE GOOD GIRL IS WORTH A THOUSAND BITCHES

word 2 this.

Inflation is a serious thing

(via exper-iences)

At the pool:

Girl: where are we?
Lady: we’re at the pool.
Girl: yeah but where ARE we?

That’s fuckin deep

A kid in the pool just recommended to his friends that they play “silent marco polo” where you just have to listen for people…maybe it’s just me, but for me that kind of isn’t at all marco polo since you don’t say marco nor do you say polo. Other great changes to classic games: quiet yahtzee (where you don’t shout yahtzee), four legged race (like a three legged race but without the pesky tying your leg to my leg part), Operation: “I’m not a doctor” Edition (you don’t try because you’re not qualified to perform surgery), luke warm potato (toss something around with no urgency)

Do people actually get high all the time so they don’t think about someone? That’s a thing? You’d think they’d find something more productive to do to keep their mind busy. I can’t just sit here and do nothing cuz I’ll think about them so I’ll get high and sit here and do nothing. That’ll work.

I love when someone’s rapping in a music video and they only show the person for a split second every few bars and keep cutting away to people just spinning around.

I also love superfluous sound effects because I mean if we see someone on a skateboard rolling by you damn well better put in the sound of the skateboard or else what’s the point this is a music video right?

I also like when someone is singing but they look like they are extremely bored and also have been injected with a hefty dose of botox and refuse to make any sort of expression but just slowly spin and wave their arms around.