I really just want a best friend that’s a lady who doesn’t care if I stare at her boobs and if that’s a “girlfriend” then alright

sarahakele:

just so we’re clear if i ever become famous you guys totally have my 100% permission to use me to get back at any bitches who teased you in school like im not even kidding just send me a message with your situation and i will fly my ass out to your high school reunion or whatever and be your +1 and we can regale all the bitches with the fantastic stories of our foolhardy adventures and THEY WILL NEVER KNOW

(via ekbabe)

Me cumming looks a lot like Ian Ziering landing a plane.

nsfwhumor:

Aunt Fee Makes ‘Sweet Treats for the Kids’

victory-sashes:

FUCK I JUST SPAT OUT MY FUCKING RAMEN

victory-sashes:

FUCK I JUST SPAT OUT MY FUCKING RAMEN

(via ekbabe)

andrope:

I added subtle sass.

andrope:

I added subtle sass.

(via tastefullyoffensive)

rachellastname:

this is incredible

(via scottaukerman)

(via nsfwhumor)

teamrocketing:

i love this show to death

(via crack-is-like-wack)

zacmof:

This is amazing
Found here

zacmof:

This is amazing

Found here

(via scottaukerman)

Something’s been bothering me for a while now…

"I’m that flight that you get on
International
First class seat on my lap, girl
Ridin comfortable”

Does he think he’s a plane? Is he a transformer? An outrageous question some may say, but when it comes to transformers, there is more than meets the eye. His lap is first class; what is business class? what about economy? Does his body accurately translate to the body of a plane? Where did he come from? Does he come peacefully? Should we be worried? Am I sure of the name of the artist?

These are all questions. Goodnight.

crack-is-like-wack:

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

niallssexslave:

thirsty-muslim:

amazam:

….wtf was this

What the hell did I watch

these actors are real people that were 100% aware of what they were doing 

i hate this website

I didn’t expect that at all..

pitynotawidow:

this is my new favourite gif

image

i have never noticed before today that spidey wasn’t real

still laughing about it 3 hours later

(via crack-is-like-wack)