I really just want a best friend that’s a lady who doesn’t care if I stare at her boobs and if that’s a “girlfriend” then alright
just so we’re clear if i ever become famous you guys totally have my 100% permission to use me to get back at any bitches who teased you in school like im not even kidding just send me a message with your situation and i will fly my ass out to your high school reunion or whatever and be your +1 and we can regale all the bitches with the fantastic stories of our foolhardy adventures and THEY WILL NEVER KNOW
Something’s been bothering me for a while now…
"I’m that flight that you get on
First class seat on my lap, girl
Does he think he’s a plane? Is he a transformer? An outrageous question some may say, but when it comes to transformers, there is more than meets the eye. His lap is first class; what is business class? what about economy? Does his body accurately translate to the body of a plane? Where did he come from? Does he come peacefully? Should we be worried? Am I sure of the name of the artist?
These are all questions. Goodnight.